Emily Osment Bikini Top

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You know, everyone always talks about Miley, but her co-star Emily Osment is really a lot cuter. And Emily’s not a slut, so that’s a plus. Maybe more people will realize that once they see her in Dadnapped.

But until that time, here’s a few old screencaps of Emily Osment in a bikini top and showing a bit of cleavage from Hannah Montana episode #115. 🙂

Emily Osment Bikini

Emily Osment Bikini

Emily Osment Bikini

Emily Osment Bikini

Emily Osment Bikini

UPDATE: Finally! Real Emily Osment Bikini Pictures!!

291 thoughts on “Emily Osment Bikini Top”

  2. so ah, could either of you tell me how I can add you as a friend once I’m on your site? (I just got my acount today)

  3. zhoobin: See Post 50 above and click the link. When you get to my page, on the upper right, just above three thumbnail photos, there is a link that says “Add to Friends.” Webmaster Greg is in my friends list somewhere in that random heap. If you click on “View All Friends” you’ll find him as “Greg, King of Everything.” Good luck.

  4. I remember watching a video on youtube where Emily said that she didn’t have a Myspace of Facebook.

    It is called “Emily Osment DOESN’T have Myspace, Facebook, etc.

    Sorry

  5. How did this post get up to 54, now 55 comments. That is amazing.

    I made the first comment a while after you posted it, and now it has become a chat room.

  6. bubbleface: I think very few celebs have a myspace or facebook page … if they do, there is someone who is “authorized” to do everything on their behalf. Rephrasing what said in Post 47, I’m probably rubbing shoulders with a poser. … BTW, I like the idea of a chatroom. In the mid 90s I was a chatroom junkie. I even drove from my home on the Oregon Coast to Kansas City, Mo., to meet other junkies.

  7. I’m sure she really does have one. But I’m also sure that it’s private, and under a pseudonym so she she isn’t bombarded by random fans.

  12. hey bill, you insulted Emily’s boob on myspace and I haven’t figured myspace out, so I didn’t get the answer to my question: whats wrong about Emily’s boob?

  13. Good point Greg, but you were correct too. I personally think nothing is wrong with her boob, she is only a teenager.

  14. Emily is almost flat chested. Of course, I will agree with Bubbleface, she is still only a teen and her body still needs to mature. I also responded at the Ashley bikini in Mexco site.

  15. I think
    everything on Emily is fine
    I’d give her a nine
    she looks good
    so don’t be rude
    she looks grate
    that’s how I rate

  16. here’s a random Q:
    If you had a child, and wanted to name her, and had to choose between the names Miley and Demi, which would you choose?

  17. i forgot to mention in comment 65:
    she looks fantastic
    at least she’s no plastic
    sillicon is terible
    smallness is bare able.

  18. Demitria (Demi) is a much prettier name than Miley. Also pretty names: Emily, Hannah, Selena …

  20. I like a lot of small chested wimmens. It’s the whole package that counts.

    And I would so pick the name Demi over Miley. If for no other reason as I wouldn’t want people thinking I named my kid after Miley Cyrus.

  21. I agree with Greg, Demi is a lot better of a name…it wouldn’t be if it weren’t for Miley, however. And I think Emily is better than all of them, my opinion

  22. I agree with Greg on the boob size. I like them small better than extra large. But if a woman is someone I can’t stand, her boobs do little to make her more attractive. Ultimately, what I like in a woman is what’s between the ears and between the legs.

    Oh, and I’ve read that Miley’s real name is Destiny. I like the name Destiny, but that’s only because I’m crushing on a local gal with that name (Zhoobin commented on her picture in my MySpace albums wanting to know who she was).

  23. I care for whats between the ears, but isn’t what’s between the legs the same in all girls? I believe I also care about what’s above the kidney. (getting scientific here, so you might want to look it up.) I don’t care if she’s not smart. (although I wouldn’t like retarded.) I like girls who are (1)nice and (2) calm yet energetic. that’s pretty much all I care about, nice, calm, energetic.

    any way, about Destiny, she looks like she could be to young for you. here’s a formula I made to rate your age difference. (If you get below 0, then its just 0)
    (max rating out of 10)=(-(5/8)* (age difference/years)^2)+10
    here’s how you can type it in Excel. just instead of typing x click where you the block where you wright the age difference in years:
    =(-(5/8)*(X^2))+10

  24. When I was zhoobin’s age, I used to have a dating-age formula. Now all that matters is that we like each other! Oh, and what I mean by “what’s between the ears” doesn’t mean she has to have a high IQ (I have an idiot co-worker who is a member of Mensa), but rather just knows how to “think.” And yes, it’s true, all women have a vagina (d’oh!) … I’m pretty much meaning I’d have to be able to find it.

  25. Miley’s real name was Destiny Hope Cyrus. But she got it legally changed last year to Miley Ray Cyrus.

    That said, the number one attribute I look for in a woman is that I can talk have a real conversation with her.

    As for physical attributes, I would say the face is the most important.

    Big breasts are fun, but in general a B cup tends to look best.

  26. hey, try this:
    on face book, use graffiti to show how big these cups are.

    if that’s not going to work, find another way of telling me! I really want to know!

    I’ll try to some people i know.

  27. I googled it to try and find a good example. I found this description of a B cup: “They are bigger than an A-cup and you can actually hold on to them but you do not get saggage or stretch marks like you do with larger cup sizes. They fit perfectly in the palm of your hand. You can wear most types of shirts with them.”

    If you want some examples, just do a google image search.

  28. Someone needs to start a blog: “Cup sizes of the stars.”

    I wonder what boob will do that?

  29. Haha, good one bill,
    Any way, I’m worried if I image search some inapropiat things will pop up. I might do it any way.

  31. “Cup sizes of the stars” – LOL! Sounds like fun.

    Zhoobin, can you link directly to an image of the girl you’re talking about? We can’t see her profile without being friends.

  32. I agree with Greg too, somebody you can have a conversation with is best, and they have to have what is between the ears. Everything else is a little bit of a bonus, but the first to are the most important.

    And will somebody analyze the list I made on the Selena bikini post

  35. Those don’t work zhoobin.

    Your link has to be to the actual static image URL. It should end in .jpg

  38. Really? Are you using firefox 2 or 3? I just tried it myself, and with firefox three I was able to right click the image and “Copy Link Location” without any problem. Upgrade your version of Firefox? Try Internet Explorer, Apple Safari, or Google Chrome?

  40. Oh, the problem is here. Weird. Um… try posting without the http:// part and change the slashes to *s or something. If it posts, then I can edit it back to what it should be.

  41. Computers are like women: They cause major headaches, but we men can’t live without them!

  43. Bill, that’s a decent analogy there. Of course, some men can live with out women, but I’m not one of them.

    Zhoobin, my goodness that was a lot of effort for one picture. And after all that, it pains me to say that that’s not a very good picture for evaluating cup size. Could be anywhere from a large C and up.

    Emily’s probably an A cup.

  44. Judging by the amount of e-mail I got because I’m subscribed … Thank you Greg for deleting all those comments just to get in that picture.

    BTW, I’ve never heard of an E cup, only AAA, AA, A, B, C, D, DD, DDD (and a G … ????).

    I agree, I think Emily is an A. I’m guessing the woman in zhoobin’s picture is a DD

    We seriously need some women in the conversation to set us guys straight. Either that or we seriously need some women in our lives! LOL

  45. I thought there was an E, but I think you’re right, it would be DD. Or something.

    And last week according to Quantcast, this site attracts an above average number of 16 year old Hispanic girls. M first though, of course, is that Selena Gomez and her friends must be reading. 😉

    But I see now, that it’s switched and now slightly favors males.

  46. You know, I’m kinda sorry I posted this picture, considering that I might have invaded her privacy.what do you think Greg?

    BTW: Bill, your opinion doesn’t matter.

    Oh and BTW: my dad might not allow me to come to this site any more because Bills weird.

  47. *shrug* She’ll never know. And those that see it don’t know who she even is.

    And I like Bill. He always has well thought out comments, questions, and ideas.

  48. I don’t think anything I’ve said is deviant from the conversation. IMO, the “cup” conversation is coming to a close anyway. No doubt something else will come up.

  49. Re: Invasion of privacy. Greg is right, most people won’t know who she is. She willingly posted the picture in a public place, so whether people see her picture on this site, or on the Facebook site makes little difference. As a photojournalist (I’m a jack of all journalism trades), invasion of privacy doesn’t become an issue until someone takes her picture on private property without her permission. Contrary to popular belief, this includes shopping malls. The exception to the private property rule is that if there is a public event taking place on the property, or if there is something deemed newsworthy such as a housefire or an arrest. Any person on public property is fair game for having their picture taken. Public property includes streets, parks, etc. (In Oregon, all beaches and navigable rivers are public property).

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