It’s nearly March and you all know what that means, time to take a look at the exciting new episodes premiering next month!
MAYHEM ENSUES DURING GAME NIGHT ON THE S.S. TIPTON
IN A NEW EPISODE OF “THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK,”
FRIDAY, MARCH 4 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Snakes on a Boat” – During game night on the S.S. Tipton, Cody learns that he can’t make Bailey laugh, and Maya learns that Zack has dated more girls than she thought. Meanwhile, Woody accidentally releases a crate of snakes on the boat, and it’s up to him and London to track them all down, in a new episode of “The Suite Life on Deck,” premiering FRIDAY, MARCH 4 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
It sounds like Bailey and Maya will both actually be in the same episode for once!
MILO CHASES AFTER HIS DREAM IN A NEW EPISODE OF
“FISH HOOKS,” FRIDAY, MARCH 4 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
– George Takei (“Star Trek”) Guest Stars –-
“Flying Fish” – After Mr. Mussels gives an inspiring speech about going after your dreams, Milo ends up finding his dream in an actual dream … he wants to fly across the pet store! Bea and Oscar are certain that this is just a Milo moment, but realize he’s serious after Milo decides to trap a bird (played by George Takei) to fly on.
“Fishing For Compliments: The Albert Glass Story” – Everyone at Freshwater High, except Albert Glass, seems to like Bea for the sweet person she is. Bea gets help from Milo and Oscar to help her figure out what it’s going to take to get on Albert’s good side. Meanwhile, the Swirlies are in town and everyone is trying to get tickets to this toilet bowl roller derby. Albert Glass is voiced by Atticus Shaffer (ABC’s “The Middle”).
“Fish Hooks” stars Chelsea Kane (“JONAS L.A.”) as Bea, Kyle Massey (“Cory in the House”) as Milo and Justin Roiland (“The Sarah Silverman Program”) as Oscar.
George Takei guest stars on another Disney show? Wow. Popular guy. Also, please notice that they’re formally crediting the former Miss Staub as Chelsea Kane.
JANE LYNCH GUEST STARS IN A NEW EPISODE OF “PHINEAS AND FERB,” FRIDAY, MARCH 4 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“The Great Indoors” – Bad weather spoils Isabella’s plan to earn a Fireside Girl patch, so Phineas and Ferb build a huge biodome to help her. Meanwhile, Candace works herself into a frenzy when she decides that she needs to find out what Jeremy likes about her. Over at Evil Inc., Dr. Doofenshmirtz is trying to rain out a big soccer game, just so he can watch his favorite Mexican soap opera.
“Canderemy” – Candace realizes that she needs to spend more time with Stacey, so she vows to spend the whole day with her only. But while visiting Jeremy and his mom, Mrs. Johnson, Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s “combine-inator” zaps her and Jeremy, literally joining them at the hip. Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb build a giant robot dog that causes a lot of mischief.
The season three premiere episode of “Phineas and Ferb” airs FRIDAY, MARCH 4 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
The season three premiere of Phineas and Ferb? Wow, it seems like just yesterday they were building that first roller coaster.
EVA AMURRI GUEST STARS AS A GOTH FISH, BLEAK MOLLY, IN A NEW EPISODE OF “FISH HOOKS,” FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“The Dark Side of the Fish” – Oscar shares a sincere poem in class that creeps fellow students out. Feeling misunderstood by Milo and Bea, Oscar decides to become a Goth fish and befriends a group that includes Bleak Molly (played by Eva Amurri). Meanwhile, Milo and Bea fear they are losing Oscar to a different crowd, and try to get their friend back.
“Baldwin the Super Fish” – When Milo and Oscar notice some very strange similarities between their teacher Mr. Baldwin and their favorite comic book superhero, they are convinced Mr. Baldwin leads a double life as the super hero. After following him around for a day, Milo decides they have to put themselves in danger in order for Baldwin the super hero to save them, therefore revealing his super hero identity. Meanwhile, Bea has a journalism assignment and follows along to get a great scoop. Kevin McDonald guest stars as Dr. Frog.
Goth fish? Seriously? Oookay….
DANIEL CURTIS LEE GUEST STARS IN A NEW EPISODE OF
“GOOD LUCK CHARLIE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 6 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Let’s Potty” – Bob and Amy’s plans for Charlie’s potty training go awry when she flushes her toys and clogs up the pipes. When Bob attempts to fix the problem himself, he inadvertently shuts off the power and water for the night. While the rest of the Duncan’s are struggling to cope, PJ and Gabe have secretly created a haven in their bedroom by hooking up all their electronics to an extension cord – from Mrs. Dabney’s house. Meanwhile, Teddy’s plan to help Ivy prepare for an online chat with her new crush, Raymond, falls through when the power goes out, so she finds a way to get them together, in a new episode of “Good Luck Charlie,” premiering SUNDAY, MARCH 6 (8:00–8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
Potty training and a blackout? Sounds thrilling [/sarcasm]
CECE AND ROCKY MENTOR YOUNG PAGEANT CONTESTANTS
IN A NEW EPISODE OF “SHAKE IT UP,” SUNDAY, MARCH 6
“Glitz It Up” – Rocky and CeCe choreograph and mentor young contestants in Chicago’s Little Cutie Queen Pageant. Meanwhile, Deuce has to win over his crush, Dina’s, over-protective father so he can go out with her, in a new episode of “Shake It Up,” SUNDAY, MARCH 6 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
Young contestants? Are we talking like, 8 or what? CeCe and Rocky are only 13 themselves…
“AMERICA’S GOT TALENT” RUNNER-UP JACKIE EVANCHO SINGS
IN A NEW EPISODE OF “WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE,”
FRIDAY, MARCH 11 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Back to Max” – “America’s Got Talent” runner-up Jackie Evancho sings at Tribeca Prep’s “Spirit of America Play,” giving Harper a run for her money as she takes the stage for the first time. Meanwhile, Alex and Justin have to find a way to change Max back to himself before Professor Crumbs discovers they accidently turned him into a little girl, in a new episode of “Wizards of Waverly Place,” premiering FRIDAY, MARCH 11 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
Wizards booked a runner up to sing? They couldn’t even get a winner? Wow. And what’s Harper doing singing anyway? Does Jenn want a music career now too?
Oh, and it looks like Max will finally becoming back. It’s about time.
OSCAR HELPS CLAMANTHA FALL IN LOVE IN A NEW EPISODE OF
“FISH HOOKS,” FRIDAY, MARCH 11 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Two Clams In Love” – When Clamantha’s crush on Oscar begins to overwhelm him, he thinks his problems are solved when she develops a crush on his laptop, mistaking it for a fellow clam. When the battery starts to die, Clamantha is upset that her new boyfriend is ignoring her and Oscar must find a way to make things right.
“Milo Gets a Ninja” – Milo finds a Siamese fighting fish, and uses it to intimidate Jocktopus and stop him from bullying everyone at school. But with the ninja at his side, Milo becomes hungry for power and eventually turns into the bullier.
This episode of Disney Channel’s “Fish Hooks,” airs FRIDAY, MARCH 11 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET/PT). “Milo Gets a Ninja” originally aired Friday, November 19.
Clams in love? Is this officially stupid plot ideas month or what?
TINA FEY, JANE LYCNCH AND VICKI LAWRENCE GUEST STAR
IN A NEW EPISODE OF “PHINEAS AND FERB,”
FRIDAY, MARCH 11 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Run, Candace, Run” – Phineas and Ferb’s newest invention is a pair of boots that make the wearer extraordinarily fast. Candace decides to wear them so that she can be in two places at once; at Jeremy’s family picnic, where she runs into Mrs. Johnson, and also at the library where she promised Mom she would read to the kids. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s building is put up for sale so he tries to convince a prospective buyer, Annabelle, who turns out to be a long lost relative of the family, that it is not worth buying.
“Last Train to Bustville” – While visiting their grandparents, the kids decide to create and race a giant hot air balloon. Meanwhile, Candace is inspired by train engineer, Glenda’s, can-do attitude and decides to “give up” on busting her brothers. On the other side of town, Dr. Doofenshmirtz finds a Dodo bird egg and is convinced that it is a fierce bird-monster that can help him take over the Tri-state area, but discovers the exact opposite when the egg hatches.
Tina Fey on Phineas and Ferb? This could be interesting.
PHONE LINES GET CROSSED IN A NEW EPISODE OF
“GOOD LUCK CHARLIE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 13 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Appy Days” – Teddy and Ivy use a “fake phone call” app to convince their mothers that the other one gave permission for the girls to go to a party. When Gabe blows their plan, the girls have to think fast and avoid getting caught. Meanwhile, PJ is hurt to learn that Bob describes him only as “nice,” in a new episode of “Good Luck Charlie,” premiering SUNDAY, MARCH 13 (8:00–8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
Now this could be good. The girls will get busted of course, as Disney policy is that the kids can never actually get away with anything, but it should be interesting never the less.
MOSEBY CANCELS THE SENIOR PROM IN A NEW EPISODE OF
“THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK,” FRIDAY, MARCH 18 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Prom Night” – When Moseby finds out about the senior prank, he cancels prom. But Zack devises a plan to throw a secret prom and Bailey has her eyes set on winning prom queen. Meanwhile, Woody reveals to Zack and Cody that he’s hoping to share his first kiss with Addison on prom night, in a new episode of “The Suite Life on Deck,” premiering FRIDAY, MARCH 18 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
Bailey wants to be prom queen? Has she MET London? LOL.
THE DUNCAN HOUSEHOLD DECLARES WAR
IN A NEW EPISODE OF “GOOD LUCK CHARLIE,”
SUNDAY, MARCH 20 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“Duncan vs. Duncan” – When Bob and Amy decide to go away for a romantic night, Teddy and PJ use the opportunity to throw a house party. However, when Bob and Amy get into a huge fight, they cancel their trip, and the kids desperately try to reconcile them so their party can resume. Meanwhile, Jo begrudgingly invites Gabe to take Cotillion classes with her, and much to his dismay, Amy forces him to say yes, in a new episode of “Good Luck Charlie,” premiering SUNDAY, MARCH 20 (8:00–8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
I’m not sure what I think about this. Or Teddy and PJ’s somewhat selfishly implied motives to help them reconcile.
CECE AND ROCKY HOST THEIR OWN VIDEO WEBCAST TO DISPENSE TEEN ADVICE IN A NEW EPISODE OF “SHAKE IT UP,” SUNDAY, MARCH 20
“Hot Mess It Up” – CeCe and Rocky host a video webcast offering advice to teens, but wind up giving bad dating advice to a fellow student who they mistake for Gunther. Now, CeCe and Rocky need to devise a plan to mend the boy’s heart. Meanwhile, Ty, Flynn and Deuce host their own internet show “Zombie Talk,” in a new episode of “Shake It Up,” SUNDAY, MARCH 20 (8:30-9:00 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
Well, this is a classic with bit of a modern tech twist. It’s usually the school newspaper’s advice column but I guess webcast works too.
MATT PROKOP GUEST STARS IN A NEW EPISODE OF “GOOD LUCK CHARLIE,” SUNDAY, MARCH 27 ON DISNEY CHANNEL
“A L.A.R.P. in the Park” – Teddy is ecstatic that the new hot guy, Evan, invites her for a date at the park. When she finds out she has to babysit Charlie too, she brings her along, but when they arrive, Teddy is horrified to find out that Evan is a secret L.A.R.P. (live action role playing) fan. Meanwhile, Amy visits the hospital after getting poked in the eye accidentally by Charlie, and finds the brief stint at the hospital so relaxing, she fakes the seriousness of her injury so she can stay longer. Back at home, Bob wins a highly coveted exterminator award but forgets to thank Amy in his speech, so he and PJ scramble to recreate the moment on video with an entire speech dedicated to her, in a new episode of “Good Luck Charlie,” premiering SUNDAY, MARCH 27 (8:00–8:30 p.m., ET/PT) on Disney Channel.
Horrified? She’s horrified that the hot guy is also kinda geeky? Wow. What kind of message is that sending to- Eh, nevermind. We’ll just have to wait ‘til it airs to learn the full story there.
