Disney Channel Fans

Well, if there was ever a more obvious occasion to use the phrase “well, I have good news and bad news” this would be it…

My girl Selena has clearly lost her mind. I mean, Justin Bieber? Are you fucking kidding me?

I think the following comment over at JJJ sums up my comments much more concisely than I could at this point:

Selena, you do know you go to work every day with “muscle man” David Henrie, used to date Nick Jonas and Taylor Lautner, and could probably get any man in the entire planet, from movie stars to professional athlethes probably up to 22 years old, and probably more, right?

Because you downgraded from that faster and lower than a HALO jump by dating a 10-year old prepubescent Canadian embarrassment. For this, Beiber’s delusional stans are wishing you dead, and every one over the age of 15 will be sideeyeing you, including your own fandom. Girllllll, you could do so much better.

Yeah… that 16 year old idiot is touching her butt. Is the world completely upside down?

Speaking of Selena’s butt, at least we got a nice look it in some of these other bikini shots of her.

I mean, it’s not every day we get to see Selena in a bikini aboard a private yacht over the New Year’s weekend while vacationing in the Caribbean. So I’m to at least try to enjoy these other pics.

Click any pic to see the full set. Just be aware, there is more Bieber. Ugh.