My “Picture This” review
So like, this is the stupidest movie ever. It was also one of the funniest films I’ve seen in years. I was seriously dying of laughter at some points. But it hadn’t been Ashley’s movie, I probably would have switched the channel after the first ten minutes. And… why was it called Picture This? I know they used the camera phones a lot, and the guy had a camera in two scenes bust still, random title much?
During the movie, Ashley said: “hell”, “slut”, “I’m screwed”, and “holy crap.”
And now, the detailed play by play review:
Ashley in glasses, actually kinda cute in a way.
The obsession with the phone was just annoying
“I’ll do anything to get him to notice me!” – blah, blah, blah
Oh and now it’s her birthday and she gets the phone and contacts. That was a short lived plot point
Okay, now he’s noticed her now, and he totally wants her? Right….
Oh… she’s at the lake. where she just promised she wouldn’t go. Okay, I actually didn’t see that one coming.
WTF!? She’s *18* – he CAN’T GROUND HER.
Wait, the dad actually realized she was lying to go to the party? That never happens in these movies.
“It’s more than gossip – it’s a rumor.” LOL.
“We have to find a seriously wicked outfit” So this would be the fashion portion of the movie.
0:48 Woot! Wet Ashley downblouse.!! Sorry, hormones and all that. 
“Thanks Bruse!”
“Bruse, please report to the manager’s office” ROFLOL!!
1:00 “That’ll teach ‘em for messing with the Alpha Blond”
Battle of the bands? Are you freakin’ serious? Why did we need this plot twist? Oh wait, we set up the musical thing earlier. Plus Ashley has to sing at some point, yes. Very good then
1:04 “Yo I said Quiet!”
That actually worked? The pause… wow, that actually impressed me.
So… now the plan is just to keep her out of the party? Okay whatever generic mean girl.
Umm… what is with the Dad v. Nephew for the model scene?
How the f- does mean girl have Mandy’s dad’s number?
Um… why didn’t they just stop? That would have been a lot safer than trying to speed up to avoid the truck.
So when the dad is picking out a DVD for the kid, I really did expect the kid to be gone, but he wasn’t and the dad actually asked if he was still back there. I like how this film isn’t using every “normal” stereo type
“No habla English” – “Oh Germans”
“Babes gone bonkers”! ROFLOL
Ashley looks hot. But mean girl stole her outfit. So… you gonna fix it to something else or what? Oh, and NOW they tell her about the video?
LOL, Dad’s so busted. And he’s using Maddie’s tricks! LOL
1:33 WOW. Seriously, wow. Ashley is a hot as I have ever seen her.
So… now the dad realizes how out of control he is? It’s about time – and perfect timing for the movie’s plot.
“Why didn’t you call me?”
“Because I trust you”
“Oh.”
Wait.. so the guy is like an obsessive photographer or what? *confused*
Witchcraft? Seriously? this is just nuts.
Why did mean girl puke? And how did the other girl know to get that angle?
Oh, so we have one last plot issue to resolve I guess – stupid shower subplot. We should be in the resolution stage by now.
Oh… so she has to resolve her father issues before the guy shows up at her door, right?
So wait, he waits until… weeks(?) later to talk to her? Ooookay.
There’s the kiss. It’s about time they have a lot to talk abo-
Wait, and that’s it? That’s the end? Why do movies never have resolutions? Camp rock all over again… *Sigh*
July 15th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I liked the movie! Ashley is a good actress